When I got married I somehow thought that I wouldn't be eating Marshmallow Mateys for breakfast and pizza for both lunch and dinner. But I might have confused marriage with having a personal chef.

Hairy cell leukemia sounds like the grossest kind of leukemia. I just imagine one of those tumors with hair and teeth.



Yeah, kinda like that

I can't even count the number of times that Jon and I have almost gotten a divorce. Those first 7 months really wear on you - I think it's the 7 month itch or something like that.

For example, the other night Jon almost divorced me for leaving him standing in line at the grocery store while I went to go grab a couple things. He hates lines. And stores.

I almost nulled our vows because Jon has a habit of ripping the towels off over things. Like the oven, towel racks, and never putting them back.

Since we both wanted a divorce, we comprised on marriage. That's what it's all about.

Is this weird?

We have a tube system at work to send papers and lab samples around the hospital. Like the ones at bank drive-thrus. Sometimes people leave notes when they send things to me, asking me to send it back. This one read:

Please send the tube back to Jeannete at 21 - I'm tubeless in more ways than one. :)

Why is using your blinker a handicap in Utah?

Does anyone think that putting a spoiler on a van makes it "sporty"?

What's up with the fake bullet hole stickers on cars?