Why do radio stations pay money to put up pictures of their DJ's? If they were good looking wouldn't they be on TV? It really makes me sick.

Symptoms: dizziness, lightheadedness, tinging.

The condition second from bottom? Chemical burns? Well you're right! I forgot about spilling hydrochloric acid all over myself, but totally explains why I'm dizzy. Not to mention the massive burns on my body, well now I know! Thanks, WebMD!

I've begun measuring my early mornings in ounces. Ounces of caffeine. A late night a little sleep might be 32 oz. An especially hard day, and I might consume those in a Diet Dr. Pepper. I can't get it for free as my break item, but the styrofoam grail holds the key to my office moral. If I'm feeling a little cheap I'll mix some Barq's with Diet Coke and get it for free. Never quite as satisfying but with only 10 hours left to go until I crash into an unmade bed I make do.