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Dear Mint.com,

You are sometimes a very handy budgeting tool. You are also good for a laugh. Thank you for notifying me everytime my bank account is below $500 by alerting me to a "low balance" and reminding me to "proceed with caution." I have bad news, though; this balance is only going to get lower.

Allyson

It is sometimes hard to be married to what the current temperature in my house leads me to believe is the abominable snowman.

I like to type things so fast that the Google toolbar can't make any "suggestions."

I hate making new friends. Not because I don't like new people but because I like people. A lot.

And I want them to like me. A lot.

Which makes me nervous. I want them to like me. So I over analyze myself into a paralysis and generally ask myself questions like, "was that funny?" or "do they like me?" or usually "why did I say that?"

I won't list all the stupid things I've said so far because I embarrassed myself once and that was enough. In the future I will stick to politically neutral jokes, no references to Kurt Vonnegut since no one seems to know who he is, and less family stories. Because not everyone understands my sense of humor in reference to divorce and broken homes.