I was told that some of the patients at the hospital might want to show me incisions, scars, and wounds. I was prepared for that.

I was not prepared for the daughter of a patient who pulled down her pants to show us that she had a hysterectomy.

Jon: They're the most harmless kids you'll ever met.

Me: Except for me!

Jon: You're not harmless. You hid in a pile of dirty laundry for ten minutes waiting to pants me this morning.

Dear Governmental Leaders and Senators/Representatives of South Carolina,


Please stop making us look stupid. This includes:

- affairs
- using state funds and resources for your affairs
- yelling out "you lie" during presidential addresses
- bringing livestock into legislative houses
- being Mark Sanford

Sincerely,

Allyson Elizabeth Hamacher Hubner (who is not technically a resident of the state but embarrassed nonetheless)