Medical professional notwithstanding, there are only so many times I can see the word: buttocks

Buttocks

BUTTOCKS






buttocks

Buttocks





buttocks

buttocks

before I laugh.

I miss gathering with friends around food. Large groups of friends around restaurants, but especially female friends. Girls understand that some days you want to eat a pan of brownies with a friend. Jon, on the other hand, could eat a pan of brownies (or package of cookies, or package of veggie burgers) by himself. He's eaten entire packages of cookies while I'm asleep and he muddles through his nights off. And he rarely wants to share treats with me when we're together.

I guess I'm a social eater and Jon only likes to eat by himself.

Am I the only person who wishes someone would say/do something really offensive that would completely justify punching that person (preferably in the face)?

I'm convinced that there is almost nothing better than sleeping in and then eating a large bowl of the most sugary cereal in the world.