I can't even count the number of times that Jon and I have almost gotten a divorce. Those first 7 months really wear on you - I think it's the 7 month itch or something like that.
For example, the other night Jon almost divorced me for leaving him standing in line at the grocery store while I went to go grab a couple things. He hates lines. And stores.
I almost nulled our vows because Jon has a habit of ripping the towels off over things. Like the oven, towel racks, and never putting them back.
Since we both wanted a divorce, we comprised on marriage. That's what it's all about.