Shhh

To the boy who was staring at anything with legs and the blonde girl who stopped to talk to him,

The library was not made for you to flirt. You two are enjoying each other so much, why don't you get a room - a study room where we don't hear your giggles and guffaws. Or maybe go to the Cougareat and get a pizza, or go to Comedy Sportz or get married already. I don't really care, just stop talking.

Love Allyson

P.S. Blonde girl you have nice hair.