Dear girl who was talking on her cell phone in the bathroom,
Don't you think that's weird? The couch is there for the overabundance of nursing mothers here at BYU. Maybe you forgot your baby. In that case you should probably not be chatting on the phone and calling the police instead.
But you weren't with a baby, at least not at the time. There were chairs outside and all around...so seriously why were you talking on your phone in the bathroom.