How can I not be in love when Jon sends me this:

Meat Wheats Snake Promo

Idea 32:

(a heavy  beat)

(Snoop Dog enters with box of Meat Wheats)

Snoopt Dog:

Yo Meat Wheats! a tasty treat

One-third grains, two quarta pounds o' beef

Snack on these ya gonna bring the heat!

(cut to shot of Shaquille O'neal dunking a basketball sized chunk of meat)

( blend to shot of Shaquille O'neal and Snoop Dog cruising a low rider that has "Meat Wagon" air brushed on the hood.)

(Close with superimposed logo and trademark- "Meat Wheats: the medium-rare crackers")

When I'm having a bad day, I remind myself that this is why I married Jon. All the advertising ideas for abhorent products a girl could wish for.